Zooey Deschanel in ruffly Moschino: hideous, unflattering or meh?

Last night was the premiere of Our Idiot Brother, which… I don’t really want to see, although I do enjoy some Paul Rudd, and he does look kind of funny in it. The film paired Rudd with a group of talented ladies, and so the premiere was heavy on the fashion. Unfortunately for nearly all of the talented ladies, they all looked like hell. Let’s start with Zooey Deschanel, shall we? The Moschino dress was, like, circus-level bad. I think highly of the Deschanel sisters – I find both of them beautiful and interesting – but this dress is unflattering and just flat-out ugly. What’s with all of the bulges and dust ruffles on her neck and biscuits? Gross. I’m totally over Zooey’s hair too – she needs to ditch the hipster-girl bangs. She’s well into her 30s, it’s time for a more adult look. But the absolute worst part was how her makeup looked – like a Kardashian got a hold of her:

Ridiculous. Are those falsies on her bottom lids?!?

Next up… Rashida Jones. She’s another one that needs to stop with the bangs, in my opinion, but at least her makeup job is better than Zooey’s. The dress, however, is just as bad. How unflattering is this? Rashida has a cute figure, but you would never be able to tell. I hate her shoes too.

So, I’m kind of demoralized by the bad fashion, so here’s a photo with the other two girls in the cast, Elizabeth Banks and Kathryn Hahn. Why does everyone look so bad?!?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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