Jennifer Love Hewitt exposes her bra for the paps: tacky, gross or whatever?

You don’t have to even begin to yell at me. I know I’m a C-U-Next-Tuesday, and I know I’m much too uptight about fashion rules and what is appropriate and inappropriate to wear to certain events. I’ve already gone off on what is and is not appropriate style for court appearances – and those same rules apply to appearing before any sort of legislative body, whether it’s Congress or a city council. Today, you’re going to hear “Kaiser’s Style Don’ts For Dining Out.”

So these are photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt “picking up her family to go to dinner” according to the photo agencies. By the way, all of the agencies got these photos, which just emphasizes that J. Love really needs a job. She has too much time on her hands, and when that happens, she paps herself every damn day. Regarding the fashion: is this how you would go out to eat… with your family? I understand that they’re probably going somewhere casual (at least, I hope so), but you’re seriously going to wear shoelace-less Chucks (or Chuck-ish shoes), leggings, an oversized tank and an exposed blue bra while you’re dining with your family?!!? But realistically, this look is not for her family dinner. J. Love called the paps so they could photograph in a new hideous ensemble after she had called them the day before, when she was wearing the hideous see-through dress.

And yes, I hate her bangs. I actually think J. Love has a pretty face, but the bangs do nothing for her. They just make her look like a 40-something soccer mom who is trying to be a 20-something hipster. J. Love tweeted, “People who are not in favor of the new haircut kinda hurt my tweelings!:(”. Too cutesy, J.Love. Much too cutesy. You’re 32. Time to wear clothes that don’t expose your bra. Time to wear clothes that fit. But that just kind of underlines it, right? J. Love’s whole deal lately just feels so desperate. I hate to say this, but she needs a new boyfriend. She’s not so crazy when she has a boyfriend.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

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